Check my calendar to see when I am available.
I try to keep it accurate at one month ahead, and I provide this for the convenience of both of us.
Have your screening information prepared.
The screening process is detailed on my contact page. Providing this information upon initial contact shows me you are serious about meeting and that you respect my concern for safety. I will not schedule with you until screening is completed.
I’d love to know your preferred name a little bit about you. This helps to quickly establish rapport so that I can already feel familiar with you when we meet.
Text or email me if possible.
I will not respond to texts from numbers I don’t recognize, and it is very time-consuming to check private messages on various websites. The contact form on this website goes to my email address, which is firstname.lastname@example.org.
Setting Up A Meeting
Only set a meeting with me if you are sure you can make it.
I will be respectful of your time, and I expect you to be respectful of mine. Only cancel or reschedule if you absolutely must, and please communicate this as soon as you know you need to.
Include duration & location information.
Let me know for how long you would like to meet, and whether you or I will be hosting.
If you have any special needs, please let me know well in advance.
Do not try to negotiate my donations.
Do not ask me questions about activities or send me explicit messages.
Text and email are for screening and setting up a time to meet only. Please reserve other subjects for after we’ve officially met. Sending me sexual/fetish fantasy scenarios or asking questions about such activities are inappropriate and unsafe. This includes all acronyms, euphemisms, and “clever” innuendo. If you must have those conversations prior to meeting, I am not the provider for you. Lewd messages are grounds for immediate disqualification from ever meeting with me.
Do not ask me for additional pictures.
I have plenty of photographs available on my website, and I am very serious about protecting my identity. Therefore, I will not send any photos to you that include my face.
I am most comfortable dressing myself for a first meeting. Simple and broad requests (color or style of clothing, level of dressiness) that give me flexibility in my decisions are the most welcome and most likely to be accommodated. I will accommodate more complex outfit requests (themes, role play dress, etc.) within reason, but I appreciate it if these requests are reserved for meetings two hours or longer and happen with folks I’ve already met. If you would like to bring me an outfit to wear, send me an email to ask about sizing.
Please keep communications polite and brief.
This is part of respecting my time. When we meet, all of my energy and attention will be devoted to you, and to enjoying our time together. However, I am not able to spend large amounts of time conversing via text or email outside of our meetings. When I am not being a companion, my life is wonderfully full, and my free time is scarce.
If you need additional information from me, please ask well in advance.
Starting about three hours before our meeting I will be very busy preparing myself and my incall for your arrival and will unlikely be able to communicate very much.
Verify that we will be meeting.
Sometimes I will reach out to you, but I welcome you to do so first.
Please follow my parking instructions carefully to avoid lost time.
Arrive on time.
I am usually unable to extend our meeting beyond its normally scheduled end time. Any amount of time that you arrive late is time you may take from yourself.
Please do not arrive more than five minutes early. There are restaurants and businesses nearby where you can park while I finish getting ready if your arrival is earlier than anticipated.
Make sure you are well-showered and groomed with teeth recently brushed and nails clean and trim. If you wish you may use my shower at any point during our time together.
If you are a smoker, I appreciate efforts to cover the smell of smoke.
Please minimize stubble. If you are shaving, a fresh, completely smooth shave is preferred. Otherwise, softer and longer fur is appreciated.
Do not knock on my door. I will let you in.
For my privacy and discretion, please wait until you have come into my incall and I have closed the door behind you to greet me or use my name. Have the correct donation ready, in an unsealed envelope or card, and set it on any table or surface you like where I can see it. Then, please excuse yourself to the restroom for a few moments.
If you have gifts aside from your donation, let me know when you would like me to open them.
Do you prefer to have me open your gift near the beginning of our meet, especially if it is a treat to share? Or do you prefer I wait until after we are done so that we can focus our time on each other?
I will set some music to play for us.
I usually play a genre called electroswing. Please let me know if it is not your cup of tea, and I am glad to play something else instead.
Communicate with me.
Tell me things you like and don’t like. Everybody is a little bit different and I am not a mind-reader, even if you would like me to be in charge. If you want something, please ask! I can always say no, but I have no way of knowing if you don’t tell me. Better communication paves the way for better trust and more opportunities.
Listen carefully to any instructions I give you and be respectful of boundaries I set.
Having to repeat myself can lead to frustration or feeling unsafe. Please follow directions the first time, and ask questions if you don’t understand what I’m saying.
Please be ready to leave by the time our scheduled time is at an end. It is not fun for either of us for it to feel like I am pushing you out the door. If you desire to take a shower before you leave, please make sure to complete your shower during our regularly scheduled time.
If an appointment is four hours or longer, I will ask that our time includes sharing a meal together. For three hour dates I request a light snack.
For overnight or longer appointments, I require eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
For each twelve hour period we spend together, I ask that I may have thirty minutes of private time to decompress and attend to my personal needs.
Stay in touch.
I like to meet my friends more than once!
I do not prefer to receive reviews, as I consider them indiscreet and often tasteless. Please read any existing reviews at your own discretion. There are some folks who publish exaggerated or completely fabricated experiences with me on The Erotic Monkey in particular, and I have difficulty getting them taken down.
Use me as a reference
Give me a heads up if you’d like to use me as a reference to meet another provider. This ensures I know to expect it and can respond more quickly.
I am happy to give you an OK on P411.
Give me feedback.
If there is anything I can do to improve your next experience with me, I am always willing to learn.
Be sure to provide location details.
Provide me with the address and room number (if applicable) where I will be meeting you as soon as possible.
Give me information about parking and elevators when possible.
Extra donation to cover parking is appreciated if I must pay to park.